Actually I'm feeling blah right now. I am no longer a straight A student. I got a B+ in one of my classes. It's pretty sad. I really would like to throw something right now but I won't. I messed up on my final exam a little bit and missed my A by 3 points. I know that a B is still good, but I was really proud of my straight As. I proved I'm not a slacker and I can handle college work though, so I'm good.
In other news, the Army sucks once again. I can't really say why but we all know that it comes as no surprise. The good idea fairy has been slapping people in the head left and right and the bitch really needs to stop. She's fucking life up for everyone!
Still not a whole lot going on around here, unless you count my spanish stud personality trying to talk me into taking strippers home again. Don't worry, I silenced him with cookies for now. Good for him, bad for my ass.
Speaking of ass, what the fuck is up with bitches and these tiny little shorts?! I mean seriously...look in the mirror before you leave the house. If you look like you got smacked in the ass with a bag of nickels you REALLY should not walk out of the house in booty shorts. No one wants to see your hail dented ass cheeks and thighs handing out of your shorts. Wear capris, bermuda shorts, anything but shit your ass hangs out of. I am no skinny bitch, and THAT is why you wont catch me wearing booty shorts. Kthanks! Also, just because you are thin, doesnt mean you dont have cellulite. You can be a size 2 and still look like you got assaulted with nickels. Get over it. Hit the treadmill or something before you break out the summer shorts.
Anywho, I suppose that's about enough rambling for now. Mom is abandoning me to go to a movie with her pal and I am going to corral my heathen children. By corral I absolutely do not mean tape them to the wall...or a chair...or the couch. The thought never crossed my mind at ALL!
Your friendly tip for the day:
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you
tried.
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