Casey- This is my old fart husband. The one who has mellowed me out in his old age, and the one I love to shit talk because he hands it right back to me. Not your typical married couple, we don;t ask each other for permission to do what we want. We encourage each other in every way to work towards our dreams. Sometimes that means tough love and neither of us has a problem with being an ass to the other to make them see they're acting like a fucking ninny.
Trish- She's the one that gave birth to me and the one that has encouraged my writing in every way since I first decided I liked to write and be random. I didn't write notes to my friends that much in school, I wrote notes to my mom. We have a completely unorthodox mother daughter relationship and have since I was 17. I wouldn't be where I am without her.
Jon, Jake, Jessa, and Garrett- These are the evil children you will often read about. Some days they are perfect angels. Ha, I'm so lying. They are almost never perfect, and they are all a little too much like their parents. And by their parents, I am only referring to myself and casey in this one. We are a very blended family, but we stand by what's mine is mine and what's his is mine...or something like that anyway.
Kati- This is the girl that I have made it through everything with since high school. She drives me insane while keeping me together at the same time. She's more random and off the wall than I am, and that's saying something. She's the best of the best and no one will ever take her place.
BNH- this group consists of a lot of military wives. We are mean, sometimes bitchy, yet normally never to each other. We see each other through hard times and always have each others backs. Yeah, most of my friends live in my computer. Fortunately that is completely acceptable in society today. My nanny falls into this category. Kristina is the girl that saves my sanity (and sacrifices her own) from 9am to 5pm monday through friday.
Joe David & Shitney- oops, I mean whitney of course. JD is my twin cousin. Older by two weeks, and larger than life (quite literally, he's a foot taller than me), I am definitely the wiser of the two of us. (teeheehee) Whitney is the girl that's been putting up not only with his shit but that of our whole dysfunctional family for more years than I can count (because they dont teach you to count that high where I come from). She's always got my back and we can get ourselves into some pretty funny situations. Lucky for us we both have men that strike fear in the hearts of little children because they look like they eat them. She gets to torture me with dress shopping (yay!) because they are finally getting married. It's about fucking time dude.
There are so many other friends and family I interact with on a regular basis, but if I list them all, you will eventually get bored and go wtfffffff, shut the hell up. You may already be doing that. So enough rambling. Everyone in my life is a little bit crazy, but that's the way I like it.
