Tuesday, June 21, 2011

F*ck my couch? No no no. F*ck YOUR couch.

Every night I sit down in front of this computer and open up this blog. lately, I have just had some serious writers block. I have been too tired to remember my own name, much less how to be funny. So what have I been dealing with lately? Let me fill you in...

Last week my youngest son decided it would be a good idea to throw a rock at my truck. The little brat busted out my back passenger window. When asked why he would do this, he tells me "Well mom, i didn't think you wanted your truck anymore." Really?! REALLY?! I love my truck. $300 later, it has a pretty new window...again. What is it with me and windows lately? Two windows in two months. My truck is going to go on strike if I don't protect it better. As for my rock throwing son, well, he hasnt thrown any rocks lately. Good man.

Rori has decided that the food I give her isn't enough, so she has managed to houdini herself off her chain every fucking day and drag the garbage all over the yard. When i say yard, think field. My yard is a fucking field. My backyard is a fucking cornfield. Yes, I am serious. I finally outsmarted the little fuck though. I bought a harness to replace her collar. Guess who didn't have to pick up trash today? My kids. Ha, you didn't really think I was picking it all up myself did you? Slave labor my good man, slave labor. You know it's the main reason people have kids!

Despite all the shit lately, I stay in a pretty good mood most of the time. I'm happy, probably because I am seriously looking forward to my trip to texas, but happy is happy.

I'm really missing the love of my life right now. I think about him all day every day and I can't wait to see him again. I'm ready to be snuggled up in his arms where I can let my worries melt away. I'm ready for some other stuff too, but I gotta keep this PG-13. ; )

Since it's been a while since the last time I left you with good life advice, here's a couple for the night:
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then give up. There’s no use in being a damn fool about it.

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.

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