Cat in the hat aint got shit on us.

We now bring you a book written by Hailz, K-ho, and Stephanie aka the Coconut Monkey. Dr Suess style-ish.

"My feet are fat, they are so swollen,
And there's dead babies on the mantle.
I do not like them sam I am.
I would not could not smash the coconut monkey.
But I do not know how to get the money out.
I hate that bastard sam I am.
I hate the book sam I am, sam I am.
I will not conform to green eggs and ham.
I got records on my hands.
Throw me a line, any kind of line
It does not have to rhyme.
I do not have cocaine sam I am
So I would not could not throw you a line.
I got records on my hands
And a redecorating dog.
Bitch stole my boyfriend.
Show me how you burlesque
or at least play the fucking songs.
Waddle, waddle across the room
Do not beat me with a broom.
Everything I am rhyming in my head
has to do with drugs.
I cannot rhyme sam I am
So shut the fuck up.
I think my dog is part dingo
Maybe you should have named him bingo.
Bingo Dingo."