Halleluyer.

I have internet again! I am disappointed with AT&T right now. They are fucking my life up. I got tired of running around with my hand in the air in the field behind the store trying to catch my husband's calls, so I caved and got another verizon phone. It's pretty bitchin.

My first night in virginia I stayed with cousin Jamie. We sat outside on her pimp ass deck and drank margaritas to our hearts content. Well, I did. She was drinking something else. We had conversations about the insanity of our families, looked at old as pictures of my husband wearing what I swear to God was once a grandmother's curtains, and cracked highly inappropriate jokes. She's my kind of people.

My second night in town I went out with a different cousin. We listened to a band, drank beer, and I picked him out lots of super sexy girlfriends. He turned them all down though. He just needed more beer or lower standards...or maybe a combination of the two. We had a really good time and he has now inducted me into the lifetime game of mooseknuckle. If you know what it is, yay! If you don't, I can't tell you. Sorry charlie. All the cool kids are doing it, and you get to keep your clothes on. Bummer, right? Right.

Today I went and hung with another friend, Ashley. She's alright for a white girl. There was no alcohol involved today unfortunately. Tomorrow is another day though. She made me some bomb ass spicy chicken wrap. It was very bueno to my el stomacho.

I hope you enjoyed my blog last night. I was rushing to post it before midnight, and all I could think of was how bad I needed to pee. Kati was nor helping matters. We were flying (going 35) down some back roads to Jamie's house again and we saw a deer. This brought on a whole conversation about how you don't hit deer, they hit you. It's an evil conspiracy plotted out by the insurance companies. That's my theory anyway, and also another story for another time.

I've been a busy girl for the past couple of days and it has been nice. Now I need to do the responsible adult thing and work on my homework since it's due in two days. This is why I prefer to have my shit taken care of 3 weeks in advance. I did get another 100 on my criminalistics essay though! I'm a pretty happy girl right now. I really, really miss my husband though.