Who the fuck wants to catch flies? Not this chick. How about you kill more flies with a bug zapper than catching them in effing honey. That's more like it.
I really tried to be nice to this bitch on the phone earlier but it just wasn't working. As you may have guessed my husband is deployed and I needed to shut his phone off. Apparently AT&T doesnt do military suspensions anymore. So they had to have a copy of his orders and shut the phone off completely.
Ok, no big deal right? WRONG! According to miss I cant speak fucking english, I should have called two weeks prior to his deployment date to insure it would be disconnected by the time he left the good ole US. Well, I didnt WANT his damn phone shut off two weeks before he left. I want it shut off today, thanks.
I spent for fucking ever arguing with this woman and wasted 30 minutes of my life I will never get back. I finally resorted to throwing a massive fucking hissy fit that may or may not have been mature...who cares though? I fucking won. I knew there was more that hooker could do and she was lying to me. I wasnt getting shit being nice to her but by God I broke out the fly zapper and shit started happening!
This woman actually told me, AFTER I informed her he was already ut of the US, that I needed to tell my husband not to turn his phone on. Yes, let me shoot him a message with my fucking mind canon. That'll totally work! Too easy. Really?! REALLY?! I almost responded with "Fuck your couch" but I censored myself and instead told her to stop trying to screw me out of my money and make shit happen.
In the end, I won. Of course! Did you expect anything else? So Hazel, if by chance you ever read this, Neener neener neener. I win, you lose. Stick that in your juicebox and suck it. Fuck your couch. Take some classes on learning english. Kthanksbuhbye.
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