Easy A? Easy waitress.

Today, we shall discuss boys who wear skinny jeans. What. The. Fuck. Is. Wrong. With. You? Its not really about them being skinny jeans. More like...why the fuck do you put on girl pants and purposely buy them 5 sizes too small, sag them...and wear a belt!? Why the belt?

This can't be comfortable. This would be the discussion that took place on the way home from the movie. Seriously guys, doing this makes it look like you robbed baby gap. Put the girl pants away and give your balls room to fucking breathe.

Today has been a pretty fun filled day. We went to joes crab shack where our waitress told us her name was super easy. We went to bath junkie where I bought half the store and then we came home.

I guess I forgot to mention the fact that I was nice and buzzed before 5pm. Peer pressure dammit! Ok we all know that's a load of crap. I thoroughly enjoyed myself today. I really miss my brats though.

Now if you don't mind, I have a date with my chocolate body scrub. Mmmmm. Your tip of the day:

When you run into someone you don't like, do the job properly. Always put it in reverse and hit them again.

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