Then one day the evil devil that sat on her shoulder hopped into her ear and tunneled into her brain where he created several alter egos that took over her senses at varying times of the day. Gone was the sleepy girl who never looked tired. A strange creature replaced her. This strange creature had no need for sleep and cared not about bags under her eyes.
And everyone loved happily ever after.
Lies! Obviously that wasn't your typical fairytale story but fuck typical. I broke that mold a long time ago! What they don't tell you in the fairytales is that more than half of the time the prince turns into a stupid mean troll or the princess turns into a trashy whore. Then they get divorced and start the fairytale process all over again.
Sometimes the second is better than the first. It still isn't all roses and rainbows dammit. They don't prepare you for what its like when you throw stress into things. They don't prepare the princess for what its like when the love of her life has to leave for a year at a time to go play in a sandbox thousands of miles away because all the bullies in charge of the playground can't duke out their own problems.
There's no such thing as perfection but by God you can fine happiness. Usually at the bottom of a fifth of liquor.
I already forgot where I was going with that last paragraph so we will just leave it as is.
Truth is, life is what it is. What you make of it is up to you. Don't expect someone else to write your happily ever after for you. That's your job. Get fucking cracking on it.
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