I don't know who came up with that but really, are you smoking crack? I don't know what it is those people are doing but its obviously not the same thing that happens when normal people shower together. You didn't think I'd skip blogging today did you? I can't disappoint those of you who depend on my daily giggle.
In other news my insurance company found a way to make me not hate them. I am now a proud owner of a galaxy tab. Yay me! No lack of technology for this chick.
Today starts my husbands pre deployment leave. Two whole weeks of solid husband time. We will either be really fucking bonded or we will be driving each other crazy. Maybe a combination of both. I can live with that. He steals my deodorant, I steal his razor. It all evens out in the end. He always uses the last of my deodorant though. I guess he likes smelling like a woman. If you could see my husband you would know why this is amusing. In his own words, he is 200 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal. He's also a tad touched in the head. I love him anyway.
I also got the great idea today to bathe the dog. Have you ever tried to bathe a great dane? It is not fucking easy dammit. I wound up looking like a drowned rat and she thought it was funny. Funny until I got her ass back in the tub anyway. Ha. I win! For now anyway. She'll be bigger than me soon so I have to make her understand I am the head bitch in charge around here and she will never be the alpha fucking female. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Anyway the husband wants to hijack my shit now so I'm going to have to get off here and harass him back. Have a lovely evening, and remember ladies, just because they make it in your size doesn't mean you should buy it.
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