First of all, let me start by saying, I absolutely love this bitch. But sometimes i am tempted to drag her ass to marriage counseling. We've been friends since my senior year in high school, when I went down to the jr high and threatened to beat her up for talking shit on a friend of mine. Friendships start in the funniest ways huh? We have tried to drown each other in the lake, dared each other to skinny dip, and then stolen each others suits. We've made asses out of ourselves in front of boys, and been each others shoulders to cry on.
Now down to business. She is obnoxious. I hate her techno music. Anytime we are around each other for more than an hour, I kind of want to kill her. And I mean that in the nicest most christian way possible. 90% of our bad ideas come from that demented little head of hers. She sexually harasses me at random moments when we are together, and makes inappropriate comments about my mother's ass. Mom locks her bedroom door when Kati comes over to drink.
We've been pissing each other off since '05, and probably will continue until we are old and wrinkled. Or until I am anyway, because if one of us is gonna be a plastic surgery queen, I'd put money on it being her. She's the only person that can drunk dial me at 4am and not get killed, and believe me, she abuses that privilege.
We don't fight fair, and we fight over the stupidest things. Radio, who's driving, whose phone plan is better, and who has the cuter puppy. We take low blows at each other, press each others buttons, and generally try and see who can be the most immature during a fight. She normally wins. probably because in reality she is 4 years younger than me. We don't have your average friendship, most likely caused by the abnormal best friendship of my mother and aunt krin. They taught us well.
I am about to do the most dangerous thing with her in the history of our friendship. In a few short weeks we will be taking off on our first real road trip together. We are already fighting over the radio, whether or not we will be getting drunk in other states, and whether pot and cocaine would be a violation of the no drugs rule. To all the people I've offended with my tackiness, stay tuned. You ain't seen nothin yet.
Now down to business. She is obnoxious. I hate her techno music. Anytime we are around each other for more than an hour, I kind of want to kill her. And I mean that in the nicest most christian way possible. 90% of our bad ideas come from that demented little head of hers. She sexually harasses me at random moments when we are together, and makes inappropriate comments about my mother's ass. Mom locks her bedroom door when Kati comes over to drink.
We've been pissing each other off since '05, and probably will continue until we are old and wrinkled. Or until I am anyway, because if one of us is gonna be a plastic surgery queen, I'd put money on it being her. She's the only person that can drunk dial me at 4am and not get killed, and believe me, she abuses that privilege.
We don't fight fair, and we fight over the stupidest things. Radio, who's driving, whose phone plan is better, and who has the cuter puppy. We take low blows at each other, press each others buttons, and generally try and see who can be the most immature during a fight. She normally wins. probably because in reality she is 4 years younger than me. We don't have your average friendship, most likely caused by the abnormal best friendship of my mother and aunt krin. They taught us well.
I am about to do the most dangerous thing with her in the history of our friendship. In a few short weeks we will be taking off on our first real road trip together. We are already fighting over the radio, whether or not we will be getting drunk in other states, and whether pot and cocaine would be a violation of the no drugs rule. To all the people I've offended with my tackiness, stay tuned. You ain't seen nothin yet.
haha... sounds like its gonna be an awesome trip! where are you going?
ReplyDeleteMine and your mother's friendship is PERFECTLY normal.. in some third world country I'm sure.. but none the less NORMAL in our world! =) I love you kid.. you keep me smilin'!!
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