Uncastrated

This is the new word of the day for heidi and me. While riding in the car on the way to get some adult beverages we were discussing men of course. She never fails to entertain me with her stories. She was talking about running away with a guy and I told her she isn't allowed to abandon me.

She not so kindly pointed out I'm about to abandon her to move to virginia. Touche my good man. I told her its only for a year and maybe we will move to germany when we get back. I said she could go with us and find herself a nice sensitive man.

She looks at me dead serious and goes "Aren't european guys uncastrated?" I almost died laughing. After a successful cpr attempt revived me, she goes oh wait...uncircumcised is what I meant!

I don't care what she meant. This shit is our vocabulary word for the day. Memorize it, you may be tested later, and I don't mean for STDs. Or STIs, whatever you crazy kids are calling the clap these days.

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